Last stupid thing Derek Grasman showed you on the Internet: Skate Case.
Last awesome thing Derek Grasman showed you on the Internet: Scarlett Johansson's boobies.
Last person you texted: Nick Jones. He had surgery a week after me, so we've been bitching back and forth a lot.
Last thing you cooked: Meth. I ran out of pain pills.
Last rail you hit: Wake Nation's setup.
Last dream date you took your chick on: The Lost Sea, baby! I got to first base.
Last million-dollar idea you had: A brush that attaches to your vacuum cleaner so you can brush your dog and it sucks up the hair. Kind of like a Flowbee, except it wouldn't cut the hair. "Eliminates shedding and your pet will love it!"
Last trick you'll be caught dead doing: Big worm.
Last dude who came over to visit while you're down and out: Zane Schwenk, the true bro.