OK, but what about the missing awards
Well, like I said, I was disappointed. I stuck around to do some interviews, but then my friend Neil said, "let's get out of here." We were on our way to the roller coaster right there by Mission Bay and there was a bottle of Captain Morgan's on the floor. I thought it was a good moment to kind of forget the whole thing so Neil and I chugged a little. We went on the roller coaster, played some video games, just messed around and kept drinking. The next thing I know I woke up at 3 in the morning (afternoon?) in my hotel room with my car key on my necklace and the first thing I thought was, "I missed the awards ceremony." By the next morning everything was blown out of proportion and I was this big bad person.