Last time mistaken for Shaun White: Last time I went through airport security; black women really think I'm Shaun White.
Last piece of advice from Parks: Parks was the person who convinced me I should grow my hair out; that was three years ago. Now I have to buy a new bottle of conditioner every month to moisturize this mane. #Lakelions
Last new trick you landed: I wish I could put something here.
Last rumor you heard: Lies about the iPhone 5 coming out. I don't believe it exists.