Looking to learn a thing or two about Italy, pizza, wakeboarding and babes? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Mass Piff has the answers, so listen up!
Pizza in Italy
Do: Put spicy olive oil on your pizza.
Don’t: Get fish on it.
Do: Be yourself with swag and you are gucci.
Don’t: Try for a hole in one. Women in Italy are old-school.
Do: Have all your best friends with you.
Don’t: Peak too early.
Traveling the World
Do: Visit as much as you can and go with the flow.
Don’t: Forget your passport or visa.
Do: Get a good crew and send it.
Don’t: Go too hard. You’ll get knocked out real quick.
Do: Ride on it because it’s the best lake.
Don’t: Get in Randy Holihan’s way. He’s the boss of the lake!
Do: Grab them. That’s what makes the trick.
Do: Take care of them. It’s a lifestyle!
Don’t: Worry about what people think — they’re just jealous.
Do: Swipe right for everyone, then select the hot ones from your matches.
Don’t: Be romantic.