Athleticism, discipline, accountability — just a few words that describe this guy. He also happens to know a great deal about crazy hairstyles, Jamaican cuisine, and that Florida lifestyle.
Do: Stay natural with them — don't go adding a ton of product to make it happen!
Don't: Get a trim by someone who cuts them too uniform, or you'll end up looking like Dora the Explorer.
Do: Attend the Salt Lake show whenever possible and try to expense lift tickets… LOL.
Don't: Be a victim of Parks [Bonifay's] boat show tricks!
Do: Enjoy riding all winter.
Don't: Stay in town for the summer.
Do: Always order sweet plantains as your side.
Don't: Have leftover beef patties that are extra spicy.
Do: Let him pressure you into trying unnecessarily risky things in the Ninja Gym.
Don't: Put his daughter on your shoulders to play "horses" and run her forehead straight into the top of a door frame.
Do: Tweak the garage's blueprints to create an optical illusion where your wife doesn't realize how massive it is.
Don't: Pet the sweaty stuff and don't sweat the petty stuff.
Do: Rearrange your schedule to do a couple of days working on the new Baywatch movie.
Don't: Cut all your dreads off to double a guy with a fade unless the price is right. (The price was right.)
Do: Copy Cartman from South Park. He is so tasteful and diplomatic with respect to racially sensitive issues … ha ha.
Don't: Take things too far.
Do: Use to work out your overly energetic chocolate Lab and to spy on Murray.
Don't: Fly at OWC. It's a war zone out there!