We had to think for a second on this one. Wasn't wakeboarding invented because in the words of Tony Finn, "Skiiers are lame?" Well in the words of our Art Director, "Wake Slalom doesn't make any f*#&!ng sense!" There were actual wakeboard slalom events that make us actually wonder what the point was. Certainly the point wasn't to separate from skiing by running through the courses that were in place for them. It would be as ridiculous as skateboarders playing baseball while on their boards or snowboarders racing through slalom gates on the hill. Oh wait.